If anyone just wants to end up with a date - ANY date - then I'm willing to help out. Bob Gremlin in the office has had his heart set on love recently, and he'll be willing to randomly select some student names and deliver notes to the randomly selected pairs. These notes will suggest that the person it is supposedly from wants to go to Homecoming with the person it was sent to but they're too shy to ask in person.
I need a date and want to subject myself to Nick's random pairings
Wacky sitcom hijinx ensue.*
These notes will go out Wednesday evening.
*Wacky sitcom hijinx not included.