http://drywitmartini.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] drywitmartini.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fhplotterywheel2006-12-05 03:04 pm

Hawkeye's Departure

Hello! Hawkeye will be leaving Fandom at the end of this month. Rather than let him slip quietly into the night, I have a plot for him that will last the rest of this month.


Hawkeye has always seen the aftermath of fights, but he's never actually seen the kids fight up close and personal...until this past weekend. Needless to say, it doesn't sit well with him and it's brought about a relapse of "teh crazy" from the final MASH episode Goodbye, Farewell and Amen. He's going to be a miserable, outrageous drunk until about the 13th, when he's going to disappear off-island for a while.

Isabel and Parker will be leading the venture to come and convince him to come back around the 18th or 19th.

Up until Christmas he's going to be in a mad letter-writing frenzy and shortly after Christmas his old psychiatrist pal Sidney Freedman will be coming to Fandom to help him work out his problems. He'll then decide to go home after his final radio stint on December 31.


If you'd like to interact with Hawkeye, be subject to one of his random pranks or holier-than-thou rants or include him in your plots (even peripherally) before he goes, then I'm happy to work you in. There's plenty of room for everyone and I'm willing to work with people to add things to this mini-plot.

[identity profile] connernotconnor.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god that episode. *flails*
nadiathesaint: (hug)

[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-12-05 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
*clings to the principal of vices*

Though that might work in well with the plot thing Squish and I cooked up. . . .

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
*clings to Hawkeye*

Man, I'm getting sniffly just at the memory of the end of "Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen".

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
OMG you're going to make me cry, yes. Totally.

[identity profile] kawalsky.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
It might indeed. I'll ping you about it depending on what the response is.

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
I offer River as prank subject or rant victim.

[identity profile] ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
If you want feel free to have Naomi be a listener to one of the rants

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
If you want him to rant at Cam, feel free. Considering Hawkeye already patched him up with study group and went to him for advice on joining the USAF, that might work.
demonbelthazor: (Belthazor)

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-12-05 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Eee, me too. It kills me dead every time.

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Please feel free to Prank Jamie. He needs to learn from the master.
sensethevisions: (Default)

[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-12-05 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Feel free to have him rant at Phoebe. :)

And aww... we're going to miss Hawkeye. I really like your Hawkeye.

[identity profile] connernotconnor.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I almost cried just thinking about it.

And er, yes, he can totally rant at Conner.

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
*offers Aly up for pranking and/or ranting*

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana would be glad to be involved in any way.

*Sniffles at the thought of that episode.*

[identity profile] blonde-doctor.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd love it if you ranted at Elliot -- it'd be like she was back at Sacred Heart.

[identity profile] kawalsky.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Blonde Conner was on my TV the other day. I couldn't help but 'hee' at the TV.

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Count John in. *offers cranberry vodka*

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish Pippi could have been able to interact with Hawkeye more. A) Your Hawkeye is awesome and B) He had a big impact on her in the early stages

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
*clings* Rory loves Hawkeye, as do I, so feel free to rant your little heart out at her.

[identity profile] l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh please rant at me! I never got to interact with him at all!

[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2006-12-05 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Please feel free to rant at either Dean or John. :) I love your Hawkeye and will be sorry to see him go, but sounds like he's going to go out with a great plot.