Heeeeeeeeey, you know, I was actually thinking about an idea involving, like, people having to live out certain film cliches -- movie musical, kung fu movie, action adventure, etc.

My half-formed notion of how it all came about had to do with someone getting hold of a cursed director's clapboard off eBay . . . oh, hey. "Surreptitiously obtained" scriptwriting software that's magical instead of virus-infected?