Weekly Prompt, Week 7

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Since newbies are coming soon, this week's prompt is:

Sparkly SHINY!

Suggestions are always welcome. Unless they involve hurting kittens. Those suggestions are RIGHT OUT. So there.

Comments

[sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com]

I feel like you people are mocking me somehow. *sulks*

(Also, when you say kittens, does that include young mountain lions?)

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE, MISTER! NO HURTING THE INNOCENT MOUNTAIN LIONS! OR THE GUILTY ONES FOR THAT MATTER! IT IS NOT OUR PLACE TO JUDGE! Unless, you know, you are a judge in which case lack of judgement would kind of put a crimp in your job description, but EVEN SO!

[sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com]

*picks fur out of his teeth*

Sorry?

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

JUST FOR THAT I'M GOING TO TELL JESUS-LION ON YOU!

[sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com]

*licks lips* He's a lion?

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

NO EATING MY KINDA SORTA VAGUELY FATHER IN LAW TYPE FIGURE! THE RELATIONSHIP IS COMPLICATED ENOUGH!

[sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com]

If he's a Jesus-lion, then I think he wants me to eat him. It's been a while since I set foot into a church, but I do remember the bit about the blood and body of Christ.

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure, bring religion into this! I know someone who's getting a very special lesson about Hannukkah this Homecoming!

[sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com]

Have you read the Book of Mormon?