I am convinced Chuck has been genetically engineered to pick up women. He plays piano, has great taste in jewelry, has the ability to jet you off to Italy whenever he wants. Seriously. He can also rock any outfit you give him. And we think he can tell whenever you aren't wearing underwear. He also has a magic limo that makes whomever rides in it want to have sex with Chuck (that includes you, Dan Humphrey).

ETA: HE ALSO HAS THE ABILITY TO POINT OUT TRANNIES.