Sesame Street day. Brief interludes where people feel compelled to stop and clarify very deliberately that they are far from something, or very very NEAR. Stopping to sound things out, or point out that there is a lot of the letter G in a very alliterative sentence. Random musical interludes about picnicking ladybugs and spur-of-the-moment educational parodies about sharing and acceptance and eating your vegetables. Thunderclaps whenever someone counts. Posts being brought to you by the letters F and H, the number 327, and viewers like you.