AU Weekend: Treasure Hunting (In Your Pocketses)

[the_merriest]

So, have you ever thought to yourself, "Gosh, I wish I could be pickpocketed by a five-inch-tall completely insane treasure-hunting fairy?"

Now your dreams can come true!

If you've ever played Kingdom Hearts II, then you're already familiar with Rikku's AU form. If not, then "five-inch-tall completely insane treasure-hunting fairy" really sums it up better than a long explanation could. The icon's a pretty good visual. [EDIT! Someone put their cutscenes up on YouTube here. Good times.]

So Rikku's weekend plans involve flying around, being severely hyper, and stealing Treasure wherever she may find it. And by "treasure" I mean "anything shiny and metallic." Quarters, pop can lids, aluminum foil. I'm hoping for her to amass around $5 worth of useless crap, which a very mortified back-to-normal Rikku then has to sort and return to its rightful owners. Please, feel free to give her as much shit as you'd like when she hands you back your 37 cents and/or stick of gum.

So! If you want to be pickpocketed - or if you want to discover her in the act - post here and let me know what Chibi Girl can (attempt to) swipe from you.

If you're going to be AFK this weekend, you can still get in on the fun - we can assume that she swiped something from you and then just play out the aftermath.

Comments

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

She can certainly pickpocket Annette! I would say she would have around $2 in change and a pack of juicy fruit in her pockets!

[the_merriest]

Awesome, thanks! :D

[the_merriest]

(also your OOC icon is love. hee!)

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

*cheeky grin* heehee... Thanks!

[nadiathesaint]

Ooo! Pickpocket Nadia! Three paperclips and her room key!

[the_merriest]

Paperclips and roomkey, ahoy! Thanks! :D

[swerval_zero]

Pickpocket Zero! A guitar pick or two, some gum wrappers, change from about four different countries she never bothered converting/digging out of her sweatshirt's pocket adding up to a buck fifty American, and safety pins. Lots of safety pins.

Tiny fairy Rikku is free to take any combination of these items she likes.

[the_merriest]

Ooooh, interesting combo! Thanks! :D

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEE KH2 CHIBI!RIKKU. <3

[the_merriest]

AHAHAHA I KNOW. I SAW "AU WEEKEND" AND COULD NOT RESIST.

I am totally going to make her say "Later, taters!" and other shit. I have no shame whatsoever. NONE.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Pssh, shame is a totally expendable thing to have around here, most of the time.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You are totally welcome to swipe things from Anders. Only he'll be AU!Anders that weekend, so disregard my previous comment since I still have to think about what he'd have in his pockets . . . heh.

[the_merriest]

Hahaha, cool. Will wait for update. Also: catching Rikku in the act and chasing her off is always a viable option.

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Okay! I'm gonna go with Alec!Anders having the same crumpled-up foil pieces from cigarette packs in his pockets.

And since I'm a dork and forgot to hit Post Comment on Conner's AU app Conner's not changing, you can rob him for all the nickels and dimes in his pockets.

If Sakura gets out and about later today, she has a small shiny metal case of painkilling medication on her. And Yitzhak -- well, Yitzhak won't have pockets, but he will have shiny sequins all over his dress if you want to do anything with that. ;)

[the_merriest]

Hahahahaha, awesome, thanks! Ooooh, who was conner going to be? [/nosy!]

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

He was going to be his dorky twin brother Eric (bridge_carson was demanding it) but again, you know, it really helps to hit "Post Comment" sometimes. *facepalm*

[strahl-pirate.livejournal.com]

I think Balthier should have his pockets picked XD. He's got a chocobo keychain a few coins and well lots of junk! The man wears saddle bags for crying out loud! XD;

[the_merriest]

Awesome, thanks! That's going to be hysterical. Particularly if that leads into a "chocobo! Wait, CHOCOBO?!?" conversation. :D

[strahl-pirate.livejournal.com]

Seriously! And like Anders said they wouldn't recognize each other's moogles.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*totally does not think that sounds dirty, la*

[strahl-pirate.livejournal.com]

"You've seen my moogle, now show me yours?"

[the_merriest]

"Hey, if you like my moogle, you should see my tonberries!"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Feel free to pick pocket Pippi/Sandy.

Makeup products, pink razor celphone, and a gold coin.

[the_merriest]

Awesome, thanks! Ha, some of that has to be bigger than she is ...

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

Byron has a pocket edition of the Necronomicon. If she tries to swipe it, it will flap around after her making little "Eeee Eee!" noises.

[the_merriest]

OK, that is going to be hysterical. Would he notice and call it off, or would she be hounded by the damn thing for the next day or so? *gigglefit*

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

Oh he'd notice, but wouldn't call it off unless it was doing her serious harm. :D

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

*peers at what Zanchie said*

EEEEEEEEEE KH2 CHIBI!RIKKU. ♥♥omg♥

*ahem*

Um. I'm not sure what you could swipe from Al, aside from something in his massive pile of books... D:

[the_merriest]

Hahahaha, thanks! I'm not sure what the KH crew were smoking on that one, but YAY CHIBI FAIRIES. Good times.

Al can always notice her rummaging through his pockets and chase her off. Or possibly just wonder who the fuck the insane tinkerbell wannabe is. :D

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Oooh! Do me next!

Sokka's got a pouch that's almost empty of coins, and Rikku's free to grab it all. It's useless anyways. It's Water Tribe money -- blue, with square holes in the centers.

[the_merriest]

Hooray for foreign currency! Thanks! :D

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna spoil my AU character but Dick will be a (kind of) superhero so Rikku can try to pickpocket him but he'll probably catch her in the act.

[the_merriest]

Ooooh, I can't wait to see who Dick ends up as. And he's more than welcome to bust her and read her the riot act. :)

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Rikku is more than welcome to try to pickpocket AU!Kawalsky, but she'll quickly discover that he has no pockets.

Hades (who's staying normal) is bound to have some weird stuff under his robe (feel free to mod), AU!Lucas and normal!Thursday are also available :D

[the_merriest]

"Hey, no fair not having pockets!"

Oh, man. I'm definitely going to have her take a crack at Hades, now, just for the sheer WTF!??! factor. (He is, of course, welcome to zap her.) And possibly any of the others she sees out and about. And thanks. :D

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

Either D'anna or Luna (both non!AU) are pocket-pickable.

Details to follow... somewhere, somehow.

[the_merriest]

Hooray! And whoa, Luna's going to have some interesting stuff in her pockets, I'd imagine ... hahahaha. :D Thanks!