OOC: NPC Recrutiment

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This week's TGaY lesson is on Hercules, whom Ares kinda hates, a lot. And rather than have an entire class based around the slander of another person that's next week's, with Cal, he's come up with another plan...

Taking advantage of the fact my canon is complete crack, Ares is going to be creating holographic representations of the Hercules as portrayed in Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules and inflicting his class on them, since he can't torture the real thing. The end result will hopefully be high grade crack.

But, since even the crack driven engine that is my brain has its limits, I need help with people to play my holo-Hercules staff.

Now, while knowledge of Hercules/Xena canon would be a plus, really the only episode anyone who wanted to play a staffer would need to watch is that one and I'm totally not linking to a copy on youtube because that would be wrong and I'm also not going to suggest you all watch it anyway because it's on the good crack, nope.

Characters I need players for are:

Rob Tapert - executive producer, of dubious competency. Is under constant threat of death from Liz and Melissa.
Jerry Patrick Brown - head writer, redneck, armchair warrior, possible psychopath.
Paul Robert Coyle - writer, unsuccessful womaniser, unsuccessful gambler, drunk.
Beth Hymson - casting director.
Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci - writers, and not particularly good at it. (Guess who wrote this episode?) There's kind of a Jay and Silent Bob thing going on with them, which is why they only need one player.

So if anyone's interested, just ping into the post and lemme know.

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