Soap opera day. Everyone waking up with dramatic names like Thorne and Brandt. Bitch slapping and hair pulling and lots of people using the word tramp. Complete with lots of dramatic staring and crying. And obviously someone would have to get married and have the whole town show up only to have it be crashed by the groom's future baby-momma.

I just watched the BtVS episode Earshot again and it made me really, really, really want Dick to be able to read minds for a day or two. Because, honestly, I can't think of anyone worse to hear your deepest secrets.