http://umbitch.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] umbitch.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fhplotterywheel2007-07-26 04:46 pm

Fandom? Welcome Dolores Umbridge

So, as most of you have seen, Dolores Umbridge has arrived to be take over for Zoe. Two things immediately: 1) Zoe is most definitely coming back. 2) Umbridge is a heinous bitch. I am not.

This Umbridge is coming into Fandom sometime after the events of Order of the Phoenix therefore she's not going to like any talk of centaurs, Harry Potter, or all things Weasley. And she's also going to cover all that up, not mention a word of how she left her former school to anyone. Hermione Granger is the only one who knows and she's open to tell anyone.

Well, what's Umbridge going to be doing while she's here?

Oh, you know, wrecking havoc wherever she goes. Canonically, Umbridge starts issuing educational decrees almost upon her appointment to the headmaster position. Here, it's going to be no different.

In the following days, look for educational decrees restricting:

-PDA's
-student curfew
-students remaining eight inches apart
-restricting the radio (the radio is still going to be going strong but if the radio personalities would like to be all stealthy and use aliases, that's cool)
-revealing clothing and/or student uniforms
-and reassigning those people who are in co-ed rooms.

NOW. Before you start thinking I AM like Umbridge, these will be voluntary. If you want Umbridge to catch you going against one of her decrees, just let me know. If you don't, she just won't happen to see you.

Umbridge is also going to be popping into various workshops and town establishments during her tenure here. She will not be arriving at student rooms (unless this has been previously arranged) or common rooms (again, unless previously arranged).

Umbridge, as well, will have office hours whenever I can manage. And she's not a nice person at all. She will paste a smile on her face, offer you a tea and talk about her kitten plates but she is not a nice person so please be prepared for her when you ping into her office. The lovely people who have pinged in today have been awesome and I thank you all so much.

So...how is Umbridge gonna get the boot?

Attempts to overthrow Umbridge before her tenure has ended will fail. Everyone is more than welcome to try but there is an idea in place that will lead to Umbridge leaving.

If you'd like to try and overthrow Umbridge, please let me know before springing it so I can have her prepared.

What we're hoping for here is that the students and teachers start talking to each other and realize that Umbridge is Bad News. Organize a revolution, get people talking and start trying to undermine Umbridge. Paint her office blue, steal her plates, whatever (again, just let me know).

Once the students and teachers realize that this woman sucks and want her out, then it will be time to let Zoe know. Once Zoe knows, it's going to be all downhill for Umbridge and it's going to culminate in her leaving the island.

So, when will all of this happen?

This is going to be a gradual thing. Yes, Umbridge is proving her bitchiness in today's office post but she hasn't outright done anything to take away the freedoms of the school. That's going to start happening soon. Slowly, she's going to turn Fandom High into her version of Hogwarts. And it's not going to pretty. Thus, revolution.

So, questions? Comments? Punches in the face for the dearest new headmistress?

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[identity profile] southernbender.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*sticks all my characters under this one, yes* :D

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[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*sticks Lukey here*

Luke: Why do you hate me, mun?

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[identity profile] by137.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
All characters, ripe and ready for evil to be done upon them. *thumbs up; should have switched to Chad account*
likethegun: (i'm breaking out the puppyface)

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[personal profile] likethegun 2007-07-26 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*offers up Sam for evil* *is shocking and surprising, I'm sure*

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[identity profile] surferboy-09er.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Stick Prue and Dick under here.

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[identity profile] girlzippo.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Evie and Charlie here. Especially Charlie.

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[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Bring on the evil for John!

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[identity profile] anextimeagent.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Thrown Jack and Karal into the pot. Go nuts!

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[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*sticks Annette and Johnny under this one*

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[identity profile] mrodneymckay.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Rodney needs things to be righteously angry about.

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[identity profile] l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Billy's gonna be oh so insolent. Go for it.

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[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Be evil to Teddy and Bart!

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[identity profile] walks-two-paths.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Evil for Phoebe and Savannah

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[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, do what you'd like to Lana.

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[identity profile] im-afrog.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
*offers Adam up*

Adam: *pouts at mun* What did I do to deserve this?

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[identity profile] scary-jeff.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Who doesn't like to torture Jeff? Really.

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[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
*volunteers Dawn and Inara, but especially Inara*

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[identity profile] water-wonder.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Tori's in for this, too. I guess I'm a mean mun. ;)

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[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
And yes. Here too. Me. Me. Me.

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[identity profile] death-of-hope.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Sign me up here too. :)
absolutesnark: (Default)

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[personal profile] absolutesnark 2007-07-27 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Feel free to be evil to Summer. :)

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[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
All my kids, yes.

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[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I volunteer Peter Petrelli, though I'm too lazy to log in as him. And same caveat re: my schedule through next Sunday.

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[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I volunteer both Dean and Qui.

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