Be a Bear!

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Heya folks! This Saturday is the date of the previously mentioned Bear Invasion MDE and we're going to need your help. Yes, you over there.

A post for the fighting will go up Saturday morning and be open all day. Now, while I'm sure I could play all of the bears myself, it would drive me mad and bore a lot of people who would be waiting for pings in which the bears have heart attacks upon seeing the tiny humans who weigh as much as their rocket launchers. (I said I could play them all, I never said anything about playing them all well or for very long.) So I'm putting out a call for volunteers. If you have some time this Saturday and would like to help a guy out, please sign up in the comments to this post. You'll get an e-mail later this week telling you everything you need to know (which will be the long version of "You're a bear. Be in this coordination chat. Here's a password to the journal. Have fun!"), then on Saturday, it's go time.

So! Any questions? Comments? Bear hugs?

Comments

Bear Me!

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Sign up if you'd like to attack puny humans and eat ducks or something.

Re: Bear Me!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

BEAR ME!

Re: Bear Me!

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

You can count on me to help!

Re: Bear Me!

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Beer Bear Me!

Re: Bear Me!

[solo_sword]

BEAR ME YAY!

Re: Bear Me!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

THAR'S A BAR!

Re: Bear Me!

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

I've got some time then. Don't know how much but I can provide some bearable diversion for a few hours.

Re: Bear Me!

[gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com]

I'd like to attack ducks and eat puny humans. Or something. *g*

Unbearable Questions

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Have any questions? Ask them! They don't have to be about bears or the game. I'm here to answer anything.

I may be slightly loopy from allergy medicine.

Re: Unbearable Questions

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Why is the Jumble so addictive?

Re: Unbearable Questions

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

An evil wizard did it.

Re: Unbearable Questions

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

I've asked before, but I think this bears repeating:

Who put the bop in the bop shu bop shu bop?

Re: Unbearable Questions

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

The same guy who put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong.

I have to say, he has a firm handshake.

Re: Unbearable Questions

[multiplez]

Yes, but does he also put the bang in the bang shi bang shi bang?

Re: Unbearable Questions

[redintraining.livejournal.com]

And the dip in the dip di-dip di-dip?

Re: Unbearable Questions

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I'm too slow! Same timestamp and everything!

Re: Unbearable Questions

[redintraining.livejournal.com]

Clearly Sky's been learning ninja sk1llz in martial arts club.

Re: Unbearable Questions

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Indeed. He also put the dip in the dip da dip da dip.

Re: Unbearable Questions

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand.

Re: Unbearable Questions

[withoutverona]

As would I, as he caused my romantic partner to become infatuated with me.

Re: Unbearable Questions

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

. . . I love you.

ETA: . . . as wrong as this is from this account.

Not that I'm convinced it would be any less wrong from the others.

Re: Unbearable Questions

[withoutverona]

I love you too! Let's run off together and be dorks at each other.

...Hmmm. I can't decide if the Doji factor makes that account better or worse than the others.

Re: Unbearable Questions

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

If you two are running off, I get to keep your stuff!

Re: Unbearable Questions

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

What weapons do the bears get?

I want one with a frikkin' laser beam on its head.

Re: Unbearable Questions

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

I'll go into more detail about that in the e-mail later this week, but mostly laser rifles and maybe medieval weaponry.

Frikkin' laser beams on the head are reserved for sharks, of course.

Re: Unbearable Questions

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

...I can has panserbjorn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panserbjørne#Armoured_Bears_.28panserbj.C3.B8rne.29)?

Re: Unbearable Questions

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Wasn't he a tennis player in the 80s?

Anyway, no, these are just normal bears. Who plot evil and mayhem. And wield weapons.

OOC

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

I'm caving and actually putting an OOC thread on an OOC post.

I only do this because bears live in caves.

Re: OOC

[trashmouth7.livejournal.com]

Bears don't live in caves! They live in fortresses where they plan their attacks.

Re: OOC

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

But the fortresses are carved out of mountains! It's not a natural cave, but a bear-made cave fortress!

Re: OOC

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

On Skullcrusher Mountain?

Re: OOC

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

There are half-monkey/half-pony monsters everywhere.

Re: OOC

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

Oh, so that's what's with all the screaming.

Re: OOC

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

But is the mountain also covered with wolves?

Re: OOC

[raspberryturk]

Hear them howling? They're my precious children.