fhplotterywheel | Career Day Workshops Sign-Ups (Part Two: Students Edition!)

Career Day Workshops Sign-Ups (Part Two: Students Edition!)

Interrupting your regularly-scheduled broadcast of Hawaii funtiemz, all proposed Career Day workshops are good to go for the event on March 5th. Now here's the place where you can sign your kids up for the workshops they're going to take! Remember, you can sign them up for as many as you want, but the goal is for their assignments to be workshops that are totally not appropriate for them. Like if Wesley got dumped in a workshop for pro wrestlers (which, alas, nobody apped). So! Workshop offerings are listed below! Go forth and sign your kids up for hilariously inappropriate things!

~~[[but wait for the OCD because otherwise how will you know what to sign them up for?]]~~

[[OCD is up!]]

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Taught by Dr. Girlfriend of The Venture Brothers!

Taught by Basil Sandhurst of Iron Man: Armored Adventures!

Taught by Dean Pelton of Community!

Taught by Brian Kinney of Queer as Folk!

Taught by Dirk Anger of Marvel Comics (Nextwave)!

Taught by Jack McFarland of Will & Grace!

Tips and tricks for climbing the corporate ladder when all your bosses want is to look up your skirt.

Taught by Victoria Palmer of Better off Ted!

Edited 2011-02-25 02:52 (UTC)

Taught by Ace Ventura of the Ace Ventura movie series! (But not, it is noted, the "blasphemous cartoon.")

Edited 2011-02-24 22:20 (UTC)

Taught by Taskmaster of Agent X/Marvel!

On what countries are safe to forge documents from, convince juries to let the trash back on the street, and why you're probably not going to make it. Yeah, you.

Taught by Jeff Winger of Community!

Taught by Boba Fett of Star Wars! And it is noted that the instructor is from Ben Skywalker's timeline and "as old as dirt."

A brief overview on what makes a good reporter, with a concentration on broadcast journalism.

Taught by Robin Scherbatsky of How I Met Your Mother, ~~the lone townie in the bunch~~!

Taught by Archie Goodwin of Nero Wolfe!

Edited 2011-02-24 22:19 (UTC)

A representative of Strife Delivery Service ~~not really~~ will lead a discussion of the danger- and excitement-filled career of carrying things from one place to another. Topics will include the roles of dispatcher and courier, modes of transport, and general types of packages encountered.

Taught by Rude of Final Fantasy VII!

Corrections? Comments? Pictures of baby kangaroos?

Done.

ALSO, I AM CLEARLY THE BEST, WITH MY ONE AND ONLY TOWNIE.

PROVE THAT KANGAROO IS A BABY WITH TWO FORMS OF ID.

GODDAMMIT THE BABY KANGAROO DOES NOT YET HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE OR A PASSPORT. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO.

I GUESS IT DOESN'T COUNT THEN.

Baby penguin?

That, I'll accept.

BY THE WAY THIS IS A KANGAROO FOR YOUR KANGAROO TO BE FRIENDS WITH.

'Hate you can trust'? Someone's stealing my schtick! I'll have you know that I have drop bears specifically for this sort of situation.

And you want to know how I have drop bears? It's simple! Because H.A.T.E has the best in everything. These are special angry drop bears, with pure fury flowing through their veins! They eat lightning, and they crap acidic piles of burning death!

You know, you... might want to think about getting a little less lightning and a little more eucalyptus into their diet. Some fiber can go a long way in improving angry drop bear health in your typical megalomaniacal hate-fuelled secret societies.

Also, nice outfit, man.

Well shucks, it's just the uniform. I clean up good, though. Because H.A.T.E. only hires people who look good in a uniform.

Except those that don't.

We keep them in the computer labs where they belong.

Nerds.

I love a man who looks good in a uniform...

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Career Day Workshops Sign-Ups (Part Two: Students Edition!)

The Guild of Calamitous Intent: Hate You Can Trust

The Future of Technology

Greendale: A Teaching Opportunity for You and Me!

How To Be A Sleazy Ad Man

H.A.T.E for Fun and Profit

Unemployment: Jobless and Fabulous!

Women in a Man's World

Fur, Feathers, and Scales: Why YOU Want To Be A Pet Detective

Mercing and You: Why The Mercenary Business Is Not For Suckers

How To Become A Lawyer And Not Get Caught

Why Being a Bounty Hunter is Better Than Being a Jedi or a Useless Smuggler Like Han Solo

Journalism: the Dirt, the Delivery, and Clawing Your Way to the Top

Working for a Genius (Why I should never have left Chillicothe, OH to be a detective in New York)

Courier Service

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