fhplotterywheel | Career Day Workshops Sign-Ups (Part Two: Students Edition!)

Career Day Workshops Sign-Ups (Part Two: Students Edition!)

Interrupting your regularly-scheduled broadcast of Hawaii funtiemz, all proposed Career Day workshops are good to go for the event on March 5th. Now here's the place where you can sign your kids up for the workshops they're going to take! Remember, you can sign them up for as many as you want, but the goal is for their assignments to be workshops that are totally not appropriate for them. Like if Wesley got dumped in a workshop for pro wrestlers (which, alas, nobody apped). So! Workshop offerings are listed below! Go forth and sign your kids up for hilariously inappropriate things!

~~[[but wait for the OCD because otherwise how will you know what to sign them up for?]]~~

[[OCD is up!]]

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Corrections? Comments? Pictures of baby kangaroos?

Done.

ALSO, I AM CLEARLY THE BEST, WITH MY ONE AND ONLY TOWNIE.

PROVE THAT KANGAROO IS A BABY WITH TWO FORMS OF ID.

GODDAMMIT THE BABY KANGAROO DOES NOT YET HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE OR A PASSPORT. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO.

I GUESS IT DOESN'T COUNT THEN.

Baby penguin?

That, I'll accept.

BY THE WAY THIS IS A KANGAROO FOR YOUR KANGAROO TO BE FRIENDS WITH.

'Hate you can trust'? Someone's stealing my schtick! I'll have you know that I have drop bears specifically for this sort of situation.

And you want to know how I have drop bears? It's simple! Because H.A.T.E has the best in everything. These are special angry drop bears, with pure fury flowing through their veins! They eat lightning, and they crap acidic piles of burning death!

You know, you... might want to think about getting a little less lightning and a little more eucalyptus into their diet. Some fiber can go a long way in improving angry drop bear health in your typical megalomaniacal hate-fuelled secret societies.

Also, nice outfit, man.

Well shucks, it's just the uniform. I clean up good, though. Because H.A.T.E. only hires people who look good in a uniform.

Except those that don't.

We keep them in the computer labs where they belong.

Nerds.

I love a man who looks good in a uniform...

And just look at those arms!

Dirk, let me buy you a drink?

I'll take that drink. I'll take whatever you're buying.

I'm so alone.

Look, Mr. Big Pants, I'm sure you think you're intimidating, but the Guild's been around since 1910. If you want to take it up with them that you don't like their slogan, it's your funeral.

I don't want to ask about the drop bears, do I?

My pants are not big!

Only what's inside my pants. Because H.A.T.E. gives me the good drugs. The enhancing kind. So take heart, kiddos, you too can have a monster in your pants if you join H.A.T.E.

Just be careful where you volunteer, because they might take that wish literally.

H.A.T.E? Isn't that a bit... obvious?

Highest Anti-Terrorism Effort, and don't you forget it.

It's straight. To the point. Like a Coca-Cola enema.

How many can we sign up for?

~~A BILLION.~~

As many as you want!

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS THE ANSWER I WANTED TO HEAR?!?

Okay, as soon as I figure out how much time I'll have that Saturday (same weekend as a con, booo) I'll sign up.

Thank you again for organizing this. It looks AMAZING.

Aww, shucks. Thanks. :D

~~And I totally failed at scheduling too because I'm doing something that day that is definitely not seeing Miley Cyrus at SNL, omg.~~ BUT YES. SIGN-UPS ARE LOVELY.

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