- Bruce is up for detention-giving and office break-ins, as it seems many of the faculty are.
- If anyone wants to go blonde, Gert will happily help out with the hair-dyeing process!
- I am tempted to have Topher show up on-island for a day for anyone who would like to punch a guy in the face. If someone wants this, I will make this happen. Dude needs more face-punchings.
- If anyone would like to be accidentally or otherwise sent to the West Coast or Not This Planet by Portalocity, Sam Traynor can make that happen!

And also: strip club trip? Strip club trip.