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Not-So-Final Destination: The Big List of I Nevers

Since it's past 11 Eastern and there hasn't been much activity in the party post in a while, I think it's safe to go ahead and do this post....

Thanks to everyone who participated in the party and came up with a whole bunch of I Never prompts! From Sunday through Saturday, anyone who was playing in the I Never game can use the following prompts for inspiration throughout the week with Irony (along with OOC planning and coordination) seeing to some of this stuff happening. Remember that you can drag people who weren't at the party down with you, so you can get somebody else to take you out to space, get you flying, or hop into bed with you and another person because, yes, that was a prompt.

Please note that in the comments to this post are some OCD threads if you have questions or want to brainstorm some stuff out.

And with that, the list of things that, if your character has NOT done them in the past and they were at the party, you can choose from:

PHYSICAL CHANGES

*I've never had blonde hair
*I've never done a another person's nails
*I've never turned into an animal
*I've never gotten a tattoo
*I've never worn a fancy dress
*I've never worn a leotard

TRAVEL

*I've never driven a car
*I've never been to the west coast of the United States
*I've never left this planet
*I've never flown in a space ship
*I've never flown besides in an airplane

LIFE EXPERIENCES

*I've never been hung over
*I've never been drunk after a game of I Never [PLEASE NOTE: Obviously this only makes sense if another game is played during the week.]
*I've never suggested an I Never just to make Cade drink [PLEASE NOTE: Again, only makes sense if there's another game during the week.]
*I've never done karaoke
*I've never been bitten by a gremlin
*I've never woke up anywhere I wasn't planning to wake up in
*I've never suggested a party game that no one wanted to play
*I've never self-published a book
*I've never been drinking with people I didn't know
*I've never been part of a flash mob
*I've never lied to someone for my own gain

STUPID DARES

*I've never cursed on radio
*I've never streaked in public
*I've never mooned the principal [PLEASE NOTE: Seriously coordinate with Katie if you're going to do this. DO NOT DO IT WITHOUT COORDINATION AND HER BEING COOL WITH IT.]
*I've never hugged a zombie

LAW BREAKING

*I've never shoplifted
*I've never punched a guy in the face
*I've never started a fire [PLEASE NOTE: If you go with this one, let the admins know before a fire alarm has to go off, okay?]
*I've never been arrested [PLEASE NOTE: Same deal. Coordinate with the admins if you would like to be arrested.]
*I've never gotten detention [PLEASE NOTE: Coordinate with a teacher so they know to give you detention.]
*I've never used a fake ID to get into a bar
*I've never stolen transport (car, horse, etc.)
*I've never broken into a teacher's office [PLEASE NOTE: Again, coordinate with a teacher]

SEXY TIMES

*I've never kissed a girl
*I've never kissed a boy
*I've never been to a strip club
*I've never gone out on a date
*I've never had a threesome
*I've never told somebody that I love them

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Need clarification on anything?

And this is only open to people who were at the party? I sadly missed it today because of errands.

She asked from the wrong account...

Yeah, I'm sorry, but as stated in the original plottery post (http://fhplotterywheel.livejournal.com/171141.html), Irony is only coming after the people who played the game, kind of Final Destination-style.

That said, you're more than welcome to get pulled into Irony's plans for the people who were at the party, if Sholeh can help somebody make a fake ID or could be talked into roadtripping to the west coast in a stolen car with somebody or something. And if you have anything where you can help the party people do some of those I Nevers, please throw out some ideas in Brainstorming. :D

I thought so, but wanted to double check! No worries and thanks for letting me know.

A catch-all thread for any general coordination if you either want to get a strip club trip together or volunteer a spaceship to be stolen, or if you want to give blanket approval for breaking into your office. Feel free to make any requests or offer any specific help!

Edited 2013-05-26 03:21 (UTC)

Right off the bat (heh), I have two things I can throw out there.

1) Batman's office is available for break-ins and detentions. Because the post will feature a locked office, but the second anyone breaks in, he'll reveal himself from the shadows in the corner and give them detention. This is just how he passes the day sometimes.

2) If anyone really wants to steal a spaceship and take a trip with it, I can have Zayne come to town for a few days and leave his shuttle in prime stealing position on the MCA roof.

1) If anyone does another game of I Never I DEMAND IT BE WHILE I'M AROUND.

... okay, that's not a brainstorming thing.

Uh...

1) Kaidan's office is open for breaking into, though drop me a line if you wanna! He's also a champ detention-giver.
2) Atton's up for any stripclub misadventures. He's also good for dragging you into karaoke and/or waking up in weird places in the morning.
3) Lol like I'm not going to throw Peter in here for anything that involves kissing or dirty times because it always amuses me when he does.

Yes, these are pretty lame, but whatever. I AM UP FOR THINGS IF ANY OF THE PARTYGOERS WANT TO, THAT'S THE POINT.

(I may be high on being stuck in this lobby, sorry.)

You could have forced me to delay it another week or two in a blatant abuse of power! This one is on you and your lack of cartoonish, government-style corruption!

You'd think, but you'd be wrong. Life has a proven resistance against the idea of me playing in an I Never post. Never have I done so in a timely fashion.

All I know is that you could have refused to go on vacation. I'm not saying that would have been a good idea, but it was on the table.

Next to the table.

Okay, near the table.

This just means the next game is yours to plan!

SIGH. FINE. I NEVER PARTY ON ATTON ON THURSDAY. GOD.

Anakin would be happy, nay, thrilled, to give anyone detention, especially if they've broken into his office.

I missed the game, sadly, but Sparkle's got most of these things on his been there, done that, will do it again if it'll piss someone off list-- If anyone wants or needs a shameless enabler for pretty much everything on this list, actually, feel free to poke me about it.

Breaking into things, starting stupid fights, and drinking are kind of what he does. Plus he's big on makeovers. And would probably be all over that flash mob whether he's I Never'd or not.

Cassidy would love a make-over!

- Bruce is up for detention-giving and office break-ins, as it seems many of the faculty are.
- If anyone wants to go blonde, Gert will happily help out with the hair-dyeing process!
- I am tempted to have Topher show up on-island for a day for anyone who would like to punch a guy in the face. If someone wants this, I will make this happen. Dude needs more face-punchings.
- If anyone would like to be accidentally or otherwise sent to the West Coast or Not This Planet by Portalocity, Sam Traynor can make that happen!

And also: strip club trip? Strip club trip.

Edited 2013-05-26 13:21 (UTC)

1) Jess will probably take Gert up on the enblondening. In honor of Ben Reilly, bless his clone soul if it exists.

2) The strip club trip absolutely needs to happen. I'm going to throw out Wednesday as a random day for it, if somebody could post it while I'm at work. Or if another day works for it. I am completely open for options, but there has to be a strip club field trip.

1) Whoo! I can put her out and about whatever works for you so she can offer to help.

2) I could potentially post Wednesday if that day works for other people who want to get in on it! That sounds like as good a day as any to me.

I'll be around tonight and most of tomorrow. I figure Jess could call Gert as her resident hair dye expert and then have a post for the actual dying. Not that I know about the particulars of hair dying, but I kind of want to take over a bathroom for that, if it makes sense to do so. I just like the thought of using a bathroom like a CR or something.

And I am cool with the strip club posting. If nobody asks for a different day, maybe just make it a thing where they cast a wide net and if someone thinks they could have possibly gotten the message, they did? I'm all about spreading the awkwardness blindly. :)

Sounds good! Strip club shall be posted Wednesday for a vague group of vague people, and I shall toss Gert at Jess for assisted blondeification whenever there is a bathroom post!

Oh yeah, and if anyone wants to kiss a girl, I am maybe extra attached to filling that particular prompt. For reasons. So Gert is available for that.

Cassidy has never done this and would like to try it?

Alas, already got this checked off my list in the strip club post! Thanks, though!

NP.

Random suggestion: If anyone wants to end up in a group streak, it might be a fun idea to do it Monday night, when the night light frogs are out, making sure everything is horribly illuminated. I figure the group can kind of congregate by the porch and at somebody's suggestion, ("LET'S GO STREAKING!" ".... Um, OKAY!") they do it.

Maybe this can be combined with the flash mob and then they do the Thriller dance or something.

Edited 2013-05-26 16:24 (UTC)

-Jaye and Jaina's offices are totally open for breakins and either one can give detention!
-I'll make sure Caritas goes up on the off days juuuust in case anyone wants karaoke.
-If you steal/try to steal Jaina's ship, it will totally end in you getting arrested.
-And both my student girls were in the game so they're up for like, almost everything.

Re: Mooning the principal - I AM TOTALLY OKAY WITH THIS JUST TELL ME WHAT DAY TO POST.

:D

AHAHAHHA THANK YOU YOU ARE THE BEST.

Oh god I want that threesome to happen sorry not sorry, it doesn't even hve to involve Emily (because there's no way it would involve Anya).

Either way both my girls are up for kissing, and I'd love if Anya actually got to kiss a boy. She being the less romantic person on earth, I wonder about that. Heck, even a date would do it.

Also, the strip club should be an open thing because I don't want to miss that with my terrible schedules (posti g almost at midnight for me, for example).

And I can't think of anything to do with Alice but if someone wants her for something, she's around with an inordinate amount of booze and guns stored in her room.

Edited 2013-05-27 05:00 (UTC)

Threesome could be fun.

What you've got in mind?

Cassidy's idea of a threesome is three people in a bed, snuggling and kissing. She doesn't realize that it goes further than that.

We lack a third though.

*nods* That we do. Do we want to try to find a girl or a guy for this? Because we could ask Cade's player if he was up for it? Or we could see if we could get any of the other players to volunteer someone?

Ahahahaha Cade, I approve.

But if someone else wants to, I'm all for it too.

I figured Cade would be a good one to ask because he seems like he'd play with it. :D

So if he says yes would it be Cassidy, Cade. Ana or Emily?

Yep!

I left a question for him in his contact post. :)

Just throwing this out there. If anyone's interested in getting a tattoo and would like to consult with someone who has one (or three), Alex can be available for that.

Also, she's so in for strip club hijinks. Or almost anything else.

Jess may be up for that some time after today. Considering her options are either Alex or Cade and nobody should want to think of the kind of tattoo places where Cade spends his time, Alex would be the safer bet.

Well, I'll be around pretty much anytime, so we can probably set something up. :)

*snerks* I'm sorry I missed this one! :D

There's still time if you want Cassidy to get one. ;)

Oh I very much want her to. :D

She's welcome to notice the tattoo behind Alex's ear in the strip club post if you want to start a conversation. There will have to be SP at this point, but I'm always good with that.

SP is fine by me. :)

For general chatter and such!

If there's an office hours post that involves three or more people lining up to moon the principal, I will pay all involved parties in gum.

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