Zordon's Announcements This Week

[overlord-zordon.livejournal.com]

Because what fun is the last week of school without some added wacky stress, especially for you seniors?

So of course the part of today's announcements that got cut off (but which Peter figured out and Angela OOCly clarified here) was Zordon reminding Alpha that no, the whole legally recognized Mountie marriage thing is not quite that simple, but what fun would that be? The laundry machines are not going to relinquish their hold on the clothes they have in custody until very, very late Thursday night, right around midnight. Please, feel free to run out of clean clothes before then and have to scrounge up whatever just to remain decent.

Anyway, here's the heads-up on the next couple of days' worth of announcements, behind a cut so as not to spoil the surprise for those of you who don't want to know. psycho_jackass and the residents of the fifth floor will want to click the first cut, at least. soldtoarmenians, I freely admit I had you in mind while elaborating on the proposed idea for Thursday's.


Tomorrow, all the doors on the fifth floor will be on strike. They won't open unless you sing to them, and yes, this goes for every single time you go in or out. Leaving the doors ajar won't work; they'll shut themselves again unless you prop them open with something heavy. But the doors are stubborn, and will eventually push that out of the way, and enlist the pirats to help if they have to. They have a CAUSE HERE! They will FIGHT FOR IT!

And yes, since Logan Echolls's door comes from the fifth floor, he's got to deal with it too.

We're talking whole songs here -- further details in the announcements tomorrow morning, but suffice to say it will require extreme embarrassment on you fifth-floor residents' part if you want in or out of your dorm rooms.



What's going to be on strike Thursday? Well, writing correction implements. Erasers, White-Out, the delete keys on your keyboards . . . none of these things will function correctly until you bribe them with chocolate and tell them a joke.

(But what would they do with chocolate, I hear you say? Who knows? Stop asking logical questions. Don't be silly. These are irrational demands here.)

I hope none of you have finals due on Thursday, or last-minute papers to write. *g*


Also, as a grand finale to the Revolt of The Laundry Machines, would anyone be up for spontaneously finding themselves in their underwear at some point, preferably as embarrassing as possible, on Friday? If y'all want to do that we'll go with it. If not, well, I'll cook up something else for Friday . . .

Comments

[nadiathesaint]

*totally volunteers her girl for being in her underwear.*

Of course, she's South American, so she wouldn't find it embarrassing unless it was really UGLY underwear. . . .

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*volunteers Prudey McPrude of the Super-Shy and Modest Prudes*

[demonbelthazor]

I can make a fortune with a teleport-you-out-of-your-room service! :D

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Team-up? If people don't want to be shimmered, they can always get in through the window. :)

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Just for the record, I hate you for inspiring me to look up Virginia marriage laws while at work. That just made me feel weird.

Also, yeah, Peter can be in his underwear. He has a paper to turn in to Skeeter, after all. And strangely enough, I can get canonical scans for this.

[sensethevisions]

I think Phoebe can be volunteered

[demonbelthazor]

o.O

I can't volunteer Bel. He goes commando. ;)

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

And I thought I'd never be able to use this icon again... :D

[janet_fraiser]

You know, I don't think I've humiliated Janet NEARLY enough this week yet.

So, yes, let's do that. She's got JI third period and is in the library pretty much all day other than that.

[janet_fraiser]

Um, yes, let me reference what I'm talking about omg.

Friday. Underwear. Janet. Yes.

[bigdamnprincipal]

I volunteer for Friday underwear fun!

[bigdamnprincipal]

Er. FOR CHLOE ZOMG. Sorry, I wasn't looking at who I'm logged in with.

[fh_jackass]

Underwear! Yes!

And fifth-floor door fun!

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Got no problem with Pip being randomly in his underwear. Then again, he's French. So he doesn't really give a damn.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

But where on earth will I find icons to convey the idea of Angel wearing only his boxers?

Oh. Right.

(Count soul boy in!)

[demonbelthazor]

*makes sure Bel is close by when it happens*

[soldtoarmenians]

Heee! But Xander's run out of things to use his delete key for!

Plus he has a roomie with alien laundry-fu omg!

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Oh, Mac can certainly be randomly in her underwear. Mortification ahoy!

... *evilgrin*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker can be underwearinated. Heh.

[janet_fraiser]

Random library event forcing us to hide under the Collections Desk sound like fun?

[chasingangela]

Sure, let's put Angela in her underwear at some point. She hasn't had quite enough torture this week.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*oogles*

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Toss both my charas in. Because I'm evil like that.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Isn't Faithful always naked?

[swerval_zero]

Oh, yes, let's put Zero in her underwear. Possibly during the Driver's Ed final. Make it even more traumatic.

*is evil*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

YES OMG YES DURING THE DRIVER'S ED FINAL.

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

Fantastic!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Like I've ever had any problems with Cal and clotheslessness?

[can_be_more]

Okay, so I'm now putting Sunday's weetiny marriage under the category of "Wish I Could Go Back and Retcon".

*goes to figure out what to do with my suddenly freaking-out character while glaring a lot*

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Well, Ivanova was going to spend most of Friday in her underwear anyways . . .

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Bring it on!