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fhplotterywheel2006-06-29 01:10 am
cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com) wrote in fhplotterywheel2006-06-29 01:10 am
Evil, evil kitty
As some of you might have noticed, Pip now has a cat named Merdebaise.
Don't ask what it means.
This is Merdbaise. Say hello Merdebaise.
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I've been told that Merdebaise hates you all and looks forward to killing you soon.
*coughs*
As those of you who followed the MB interactions know, Merdebaise is not among the cute and cuddly pets that most of FH owns, or even among the snarky pets. She is mean, bitchy, dominating, and hinks she is fully capable of kicking your ass.
She's based on a cat I used to have. I think her name was Irene, but we generally called her "OUCHNOTTHEFEET!"
So, where she comes from, Merdebaise is the alpha female, the queen of the street, believing that she is fully capable of beaintg up any animal around. And sooner or later, she is going to venture beyond Pip's room to try and find out what other animals she's sharing the building with.
Now, like I said, she's used to being able to beat any animal up, but she's basically just a normal (albiet very tough) cat, and has never had to come face to face with any of the supernatural, alien, and downright weird things that pass for pets around here.
So, if anyone with a pet, especially a weird one, wants to mess (or just interact) with Merdebaise, let me know. I'm several hours ahead of most of you, time zone wise, so scheduling might be a bit odd, but certainly doable.
Don't ask what it means.
This is Merdbaise. Say hello Merdebaise.
...
I've been told that Merdebaise hates you all and looks forward to killing you soon.
*coughs*
As those of you who followed the MB interactions know, Merdebaise is not among the cute and cuddly pets that most of FH owns, or even among the snarky pets. She is mean, bitchy, dominating, and hinks she is fully capable of kicking your ass.
She's based on a cat I used to have. I think her name was Irene, but we generally called her "OUCHNOTTHEFEET!"
So, where she comes from, Merdebaise is the alpha female, the queen of the street, believing that she is fully capable of beaintg up any animal around. And sooner or later, she is going to venture beyond Pip's room to try and find out what other animals she's sharing the building with.
Now, like I said, she's used to being able to beat any animal up, but she's basically just a normal (albiet very tough) cat, and has never had to come face to face with any of the supernatural, alien, and downright weird things that pass for pets around here.
So, if anyone with a pet, especially a weird one, wants to mess (or just interact) with Merdebaise, let me know. I'm several hours ahead of most of you, time zone wise, so scheduling might be a bit odd, but certainly doable.
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Are you going to have Furball actually attempt Merdebaise's challenges?
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I have an image of Furball bringing the bear to Merdebaise as proof of conquest.
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Maybe Pup could come up with Al and Cuddles to meet Merdebaise, thus sparking Merdebaise' exploration of the dorms?
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL! Evil psychotic kitty!
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... ;)
I think I've already mentioned ICly about Cuddles meeting Merdebaise. I'm game.
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Also? Pippi told me what the name means. You are a horrible cat owner, Pip. *shakes head*
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Grumpy, scary, tough kitty.
Hmm. No, absolutely no way for THAT to be funny, nope...;)
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Is there any time that's good for you? I'm actually out of comission until Monday, I think, but the image of Merdebaise jumping at Vladdie floating just out of reach?
Toooooo funny.
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Can Merdebaise mess with Ranma too? I know he's afraid of cats. His fear of this one, though, would be quite justified.
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/Kitty?/
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*bats around*
Does Cam-Mollusc ever get out, or is it a strictly inside pet? Because then there'd have to be a reason that Merdebaise is inside Callisto's room.
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Cam-Mollusc is an accomplished escape artist. All those tentacles have to come in handy for something right?
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When's a good time for you?
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(which if you knew plant, translates into "Bring it on, ya lousy bag of fur!")
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If Blair will let Merdebaise into the room.
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(Oh, bring up the fact that I can't open doors. *coughbitchcough*)
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