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fhplotterywheel2006-06-29 01:10 am
cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com) wrote in fhplotterywheel2006-06-29 01:10 am
Evil, evil kitty
As some of you might have noticed, Pip now has a cat named Merdebaise.
Don't ask what it means.
This is Merdbaise. Say hello Merdebaise.
...
I've been told that Merdebaise hates you all and looks forward to killing you soon.
*coughs*
As those of you who followed the MB interactions know, Merdebaise is not among the cute and cuddly pets that most of FH owns, or even among the snarky pets. She is mean, bitchy, dominating, and hinks she is fully capable of kicking your ass.
She's based on a cat I used to have. I think her name was Irene, but we generally called her "OUCHNOTTHEFEET!"
So, where she comes from, Merdebaise is the alpha female, the queen of the street, believing that she is fully capable of beaintg up any animal around. And sooner or later, she is going to venture beyond Pip's room to try and find out what other animals she's sharing the building with.
Now, like I said, she's used to being able to beat any animal up, but she's basically just a normal (albiet very tough) cat, and has never had to come face to face with any of the supernatural, alien, and downright weird things that pass for pets around here.
So, if anyone with a pet, especially a weird one, wants to mess (or just interact) with Merdebaise, let me know. I'm several hours ahead of most of you, time zone wise, so scheduling might be a bit odd, but certainly doable.
Don't ask what it means.
This is Merdbaise. Say hello Merdebaise.
...
I've been told that Merdebaise hates you all and looks forward to killing you soon.
*coughs*
As those of you who followed the MB interactions know, Merdebaise is not among the cute and cuddly pets that most of FH owns, or even among the snarky pets. She is mean, bitchy, dominating, and hinks she is fully capable of kicking your ass.
She's based on a cat I used to have. I think her name was Irene, but we generally called her "OUCHNOTTHEFEET!"
So, where she comes from, Merdebaise is the alpha female, the queen of the street, believing that she is fully capable of beaintg up any animal around. And sooner or later, she is going to venture beyond Pip's room to try and find out what other animals she's sharing the building with.
Now, like I said, she's used to being able to beat any animal up, but she's basically just a normal (albiet very tough) cat, and has never had to come face to face with any of the supernatural, alien, and downright weird things that pass for pets around here.
So, if anyone with a pet, especially a weird one, wants to mess (or just interact) with Merdebaise, let me know. I'm several hours ahead of most of you, time zone wise, so scheduling might be a bit odd, but certainly doable.
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Can Merdebaise mess with Ranma too? I know he's afraid of cats. His fear of this one, though, would be quite justified.
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