fhplotterywheel | School Assemblies: Anti-Drug Assembly

Well, it's that time again. This Friday begins another run of bi-weekly school assemblies. This week Tick will be hosting an Anti-Drug Assembly. We're looking for speakers who have some sort of experience with drugs, either through law enforcement, being a humanoid dog anti-drug mascot, or more "practical" experience, if you will. Please note that anyone speaking must speak AGAINST drugs (or at the very least be a glaringly obvious example of why drugs are bad).

If you want to participate as a speaker and prepare a speech (1-2 paragraphs minimum) and field questions in a Q&A, please fill out the application below and post it to the screened comments.

ALSO, we need a name for the drug education program we're going to be using. We could use DARE, but since that's a real national organization it would probably be best to make up a meta. If you have an idea for a DARE-type organization, please drop an acronym in the comments.

Also, I call dibs on Duffman. Sorry, but I have to claim him. :)

ETA: If you have a non-student character in Fandom who you want to give a speech, that's fine.

Oh, and all apps should be in by 12 AM Thursday morning, Central Time.

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Because DARE is too real. And I don't know what it stands for.

DARE stands for Drug Abuse Resistance Education.

My name suggestion: OH, SPUD
Only Highly Stupid People Use Drugs.

Because SPUD/Stupid People Use Drugs sounded too much like an inivitation...

DARE stands for "Drug Abuse Resistance Education." (Go, Wiki!) Which is boring. It should stand for something fun like "Drugs Are Really Evil."

DEFY: Drug Education For Youth
DEAR: Drug Education and Awareness Resources
DASH: Drugs Are Stupid, Hello?!
DANK: Drugs Are Not Kool
DONT: Drugs: Our National Tragedy

S.A.D. Superheroes Against Drugs

"People Using Stupid Substances In Need of Extra Support Society"

Substance Litigation, Understanding, Training and Support.

...*hides*

JOINT -- Just Oppose Illegal Narcotic Things

STONER -- Students Together, -Oholics NEveR

I'm trying to think of a better one for STONER.

This thread will be unscreened if/when comments come in. Just because I like these threads.

Can I apply with a character who is already in Fandom?

Yep!

I can't help but feel GOB's mother should make an appearance.

... I can't believe that didn't immediately spring to mind. I may have to app two characters. *is glad I didn't put a limit on characters that can be played by a single person* :)

"SHE'S IN REHAB! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I'm apping one beer spokesman and one raging alcoholic. Sigh.

The first step is admitting the problem.

The second step is playing the problem for laughs.

D.A.R.E. = Drug Abuse Resistance Education (I had my DARE tshirt for wayyyyy too long. Alas, I lost it before I realized I could wear it ironically or sell it on eBAy).

Most of what I remember from it though? Was the pretty colors of the fake sample drugs that the cop had in her suitcase. . . .

School Assemblies: Anti-Drug Assembly

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