School Assemblies: Anti-Drug Assembly

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Well, it's that time again. This Friday begins another run of bi-weekly school assemblies. This week Tick will be hosting an Anti-Drug Assembly. We're looking for speakers who have some sort of experience with drugs, either through law enforcement, being a humanoid dog anti-drug mascot, or more "practical" experience, if you will. Please note that anyone speaking must speak AGAINST drugs (or at the very least be a glaringly obvious example of why drugs are bad).

If you want to participate as a speaker and prepare a speech (1-2 paragraphs minimum) and field questions in a Q&A, please fill out the application below and post it to the screened comments.

ALSO, we need a name for the drug education program we're going to be using. We could use DARE, but since that's a real national organization it would probably be best to make up a meta. If you have an idea for a DARE-type organization, please drop an acronym in the comments.

Also, I call dibs on Duffman. Sorry, but I have to claim him. :)

ETA: If you have a non-student character in Fandom who you want to give a speech, that's fine.

Oh, and all apps should be in by 12 AM Thursday morning, Central Time.

Comments

Re: Comments, Questions, Monkeys?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

I'm apping one beer spokesman and one raging alcoholic. Sigh.

Re: Comments, Questions, Monkeys?

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

The first step is admitting the problem.

Re: Comments, Questions, Monkeys?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The second step is playing the problem for laughs.