fhplotterywheel | Spring BDE Announcement & Sign-Ups

Starting on March 30th, Fandom is going to be invaded by zombies.

Yes, zombies. And they're dying to get to know you better.

Without giving too much away, the Girls With Guns club is going to be followed home by a very disgruntled Zombie Voodoo Priest (ZVP) on their next outing. He wants revenge and brains, and Fandom seems like the perfect place to start.

Starting on April 1st (yes, seriously), Fandomites are going to get bitten by the newly-raised NPC zombies that are terrorizing the island. Research will begin on Thursday, once everyone realizes the radio wasn't joking the other night about ZOMBIES.

Sunday will be the showdown, with a small group going up against our ZVP while others defend the dorms and town from the Fandomite Zombies. They're on a mission to add to their ranks, by force, and they're after your brains!

ETA the First: Sign-up deadline is Weds, March 25th, at noon CST.

ETA the Second: The more Fandomite Zombies, the better! Remember, all damage sustained during your zombification will be reversed at the end of the plot. It's a great chance to provide mental trauma to your friends and family for years to come.

[~~Wait for the OCD. Pinging before completion of the OCD means Ghanima will beat you down omg.~~ OCD is up, and no one will be smote. Except for zombies.]

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Did you actually manage to do this whole post without a SINGLE Re: Your Brains reference? Well done. I couldn't have managed that.

Yes! But you should have seen the eye-eating hijinx that were going on behind the scenes in the planning stages!

I used up all my Your Brains references in chat, sadly, and I was afraid for my undead life if I kept it up.

You'll notice that I did do 'they're dying to meet you', and NO ONE could talk me out of it.

I did notice and love that pun. It helped me connect with the plot in a way that I wouldn't have been able to otherwise.

Granted, that's probably a way that people would have been okay with me not connecting with the plot. Because the pun got my brain going and now I'm thinking about undead insects (yes, zom-bees) and at the very least I'm going to irritate people by talking about those.

>.>

Oh, trust me, I've already made the 'zom-bees' jokes too. At least once a day. Luckily, no one's told me to knock it off yet.

Oh yes, but once I started making Nazi Zom-Bees jokes, all was lost.

Ben Reilly once fought a Nazi skeleton covered in telepathic bees. Just saying, I like what I'm hearing from you guys right now.

Why, as a matter of fact, so did Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Tyler Durden, and Nathan Algren.

BEE-FIGHTING SOLIDARITY?

I know! And it was awesome. :D

*fist-bumps*

That's totally a shirtless fist-bump in the icon and not a punch.

Fist-bump TO THE FACE.

That's some pretty hardcore solidarity, right there.

That's a Chuck Norris beard Algren has, right? Another fist underneath it and everything?

Alas, no. He's hiding Xenu, ruler of the Galactic Confederacy in there.

And a few spacecraft that look suspiciously like DC-8 airplanes.

Don't lie to the man. All was lost the moment we actually stopped making zombie jokes long enough to submit this to our Dread Overlords.

... It is true, alas. We're all doomed.

If anyone tells you to knock it off, I will shun them. Because seriously, that's comedy gold.

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