Not-So-Final Destination: The Big List of I Nevers

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

Since it's past 11 Eastern and there hasn't been much activity in the party post in a while, I think it's safe to go ahead and do this post....

Thanks to everyone who participated in the party and came up with a whole bunch of I Never prompts! From Sunday through Saturday, anyone who was playing in the I Never game can use the following prompts for inspiration throughout the week with Irony (along with OOC planning and coordination) seeing to some of this stuff happening. Remember that you can drag people who weren't at the party down with you, so you can get somebody else to take you out to space, get you flying, or hop into bed with you and another person because, yes, that was a prompt.

Please note that in the comments to this post are some OCD threads if you have questions or want to brainstorm some stuff out.

And with that, the list of things that, if your character has NOT done them in the past and they were at the party, you can choose from:

PHYSICAL CHANGES

*I've never had blonde hair
*I've never done a another person's nails
*I've never turned into an animal
*I've never gotten a tattoo
*I've never worn a fancy dress
*I've never worn a leotard

TRAVEL

*I've never driven a car
*I've never been to the west coast of the United States
*I've never left this planet
*I've never flown in a space ship
*I've never flown besides in an airplane

LIFE EXPERIENCES

*I've never been hung over
*I've never been drunk after a game of I Never [PLEASE NOTE: Obviously this only makes sense if another game is played during the week.]
*I've never suggested an I Never just to make Cade drink [PLEASE NOTE: Again, only makes sense if there's another game during the week.]
*I've never done karaoke
*I've never been bitten by a gremlin
*I've never woke up anywhere I wasn't planning to wake up in
*I've never suggested a party game that no one wanted to play
*I've never self-published a book
*I've never been drinking with people I didn't know
*I've never been part of a flash mob
*I've never lied to someone for my own gain

STUPID DARES

*I've never cursed on radio
*I've never streaked in public
*I've never mooned the principal [PLEASE NOTE: Seriously coordinate with Katie if you're going to do this. DO NOT DO IT WITHOUT COORDINATION AND HER BEING COOL WITH IT.]
*I've never hugged a zombie

LAW BREAKING

*I've never shoplifted
*I've never punched a guy in the face
*I've never started a fire [PLEASE NOTE: If you go with this one, let the admins know before a fire alarm has to go off, okay?]
*I've never been arrested [PLEASE NOTE: Same deal. Coordinate with the admins if you would like to be arrested.]
*I've never gotten detention [PLEASE NOTE: Coordinate with a teacher so they know to give you detention.]
*I've never used a fake ID to get into a bar
*I've never stolen transport (car, horse, etc.)
*I've never broken into a teacher's office [PLEASE NOTE: Again, coordinate with a teacher]

SEXY TIMES

*I've never kissed a girl
*I've never kissed a boy
*I've never been to a strip club
*I've never gone out on a date
*I've never had a threesome
*I've never told somebody that I love them

Comments

Re: BRAINSTORMING

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

You could have forced me to delay it another week or two in a blatant abuse of power! This one is on you and your lack of cartoonish, government-style corruption!

Re: BRAINSTORMING

[suitably_heroic]

You'd think, but you'd be wrong. Life has a proven resistance against the idea of me playing in an I Never post. Never have I done so in a timely fashion.

Re: BRAINSTORMING

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

All I know is that you could have refused to go on vacation. I'm not saying that would have been a good idea, but it was on the table.

Next to the table.

Okay, near the table.

Re: BRAINSTORMING

[notconflicted]

This just means the next game is yours to plan!

Re: BRAINSTORMING

[endsthegame]

SIGH. FINE. I NEVER PARTY ON ATTON ON THURSDAY. GOD.