http://craftyladyparts.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fhplotterywheel2014-01-31 08:28 pm
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Pre-Approved Past Quotes for 3MD

So, I am never doing something like this again. You people are way too giving with your permission, everyone has way too many characters in their past, and 3MD has being going on way too long. As it is, some characters were missed (I'm sorry) and I'm sure some of the most usable quotes were as well. But this was compiled over several days with varying degrees of being awake and able to focus and - for a few of the most recent 3MDs - having somebody else entirely (thanks, Natalie) grab quotes that I then whittled down to things that felt like what I was going for and it still adds up to a very long list.

SO, as you go through your dates, feel free to use any of the quotes below from 3MDs past with pre-approval from the player. If you find a quote you want to use, a link has been included for context, if you want to indicate tone or find out what the hell it was in reference to.

Thanks to everyone who gave permission and, once more, never again. :D

Alex Cabot
"Wanna buy me a drink?”
Context

"Are you drunk?”
Context

Alice Liddell
"Who is your girlfriend when she isn't a rabbit?”
Context

Annie Edison
"Three was enough room for everyone, so that sort of made things easier.”
Context

Barbossa
"Ye be not a wench, aye?”
Context

"Ye be devestatin'ly gorgeous.”
Context

"Ye have a great rack!”
Context

Becky Vartan
"I look better in leather.”
Context

Ben Reilly
"It was a talking duck with a gas gun.”
Context

Biff
"I can wear a silly hat and you can call me Pedro?”
Context

"When did you arrive? I'm normally better at noticing beautiful women.”
Context

"Go out with me later and find out."
 Context

"I don't know you, and that has been a shame.”
Context

Brooke Davis
"You don't really play safe, do you?”
Context

"Drunk kissy boy!”
Context

"Am I a third wheel here?”
Context

"Still not a lesbian, but I kind of love your hair.”
Context

Bruce Wayne
"Do you just walk around with sandwiches, just in case?”
Context

"I'm willing to pretend the other night didn't happen if you'll tell me more about yourself.”
Context

"That was amazing. You’re amazing."
Context

"Maybe after the dates we can meet up at the bar and see where the evening takes us."
Context

"It pays to be flexible."
Context
 
Buffy Summers
"It's pointy."
 Context

Cindy
"You owe me a beer.”
Context

"We'll have to hook up sometime."
Context

"I think that would hardly qualify as weird or kinky innuendo."
Context

Dana Whitaker
"I've somehow finally sunk this low.”
Context
 
Doctor Doom
"Give Doom a hug.”
Context

"I demand a proper greeting for someone of my stature!"
Context

Elena of the Turks
"Pretty sure I called him a virgin, too.”
Context

"And girls are fun to kiss, you should try it some time.”
Context

"I'm just here to get laid.”
Context

Eliza Doolittle
"I like my mind where it is.”
Context

Elliot Reid
"So can you killl people with a paper clip and all of that?”
Context

"I am in favor of any arrangement that ends with me getting drunk tonight. I’ll meet you over at the bar.”
Context

"I got to make them do dissections and all sorts of really exciting experiments.”
Context

"All junkies say they need it."
Context

Esme Weatherwax
*audibly pointed silence*
Context

George Lass
".... oh, fuck.”
Context

"Later tonight?”
Context

"You can't leave me!”
Context

Hank Venture
"...So, little lady, do you come here often?”
Context

Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham
"You're disgusting. When was the last time you showered?”
Context

"So how many whackjobs have you had to talk to?”
Context

Helen Haras-Uquara
 "You're quite the charmer, aren't you?”
Context

"At least you're male."
Context

Hermione Granger
"That's not even resembling appropriate!”
Context

Isabelle Lightwood
"We're on a date, so I'm reading the things you say however I want."
Context

Jack Sparrow
"Don't you find me attractive?”
Context

"How long is that?”
Context

Jackson Whittemore
"Are you stalking me?"
Context

Jaina Solo
"Keep you entertained and get yourself some income.”
Context

"But I'm extremely taken.”
Context

 "I like older men anyway.”
Context

Jaye Tyler
"I hope they won't mind if I wear latex gloves.”
Context

"Crying Game situations definitely wait till after minute three, everyone knows that."
Context

"Are you going to splice a squirrel?"
Context
 
Jeff Murdock
"Um. I mean. Um. It's a very... um kind of... um."
Context

"Breastplate."
Context

"They must have been very sprightly nuns."
Context

Jerry & Jerry Sizzler
"It cost four hundred dollars!”
Context

“The gophers didn't tell us we would be meeting the Prime Minister.”
Context

Jessica Drew
"I have a feeling that if I get any drinks in me, I'll do something I regret before the end of the night."
Context

"I've only had one boy tonight."
Context

"You've scared me off. Good job."
Context

Jim Halpert
“Before I came to Fandom, I went to school in the land of the Amazons, so short girls were pretty rare.”
Context

"Personally, I plan on just using you for a good time. Hold me?”
Context

Kate Gregson
"And you're the second girl I've ever been on a date with.”
Context

"I'll have to try to get some, because you really need to try it, it's awesome.”
Context

Kathy Li
"If this night doesn't end in some kind of epic robo-battle, I'm going to be so disappointed."
Context

Kurt Wagner
"Hopefully, we will both get lucky!”
Context

Lizzie Bennet
"I have wine already, but I'll bat my lashes if you like."
Context

Lucas Lee
"I don't know, chicks just love me.”
Context

"I'm an expert in being hot.”
Context

Maeby Funke
"Oh, I remembered your name, because you're hot."
Context

Martha Jones
"Are the paparazzi a regular problem for you?”
Context
 
Mike Lane
"There's a really stunning redhead right here. I'm looking at her."
Context

Millie
"I don't know how people can get through a day without it!”
Context

"I believe this date is over. Please leave.”
Context

 "I can get you almost anything you can imagine.”
Context

"Perhaps we should plan to get together again. Soon.”
Context

Mira
"What kind of deep dark secrets could I get for ten dollars?"
Context

Navaan
"I totally put out on the first date."
Context

"YOU'RE IMPOTENT, AREN'T YOU?"
Context

"Can I get directions back to your place?"
Context

"Sex. I'm really good at it. It would be fun!"
Context

"Hope to have sex with you soon!"
Context

"Did your parents own a bakery? Because from what I can see, you have a fine pair of buns!"
Context

Olive Penderghast
"I always knew we were soulmates. Now this event is proving it."
Context

Reno
"Where's the fun in safe?”
Context

"I'm buyin' you booze, yo.”
Context
 
Rikku
"Too many guys, can't flirt enough.”
Context

Romeo Montague
"How rarely Cupid strikes when we would have him do so.”
Context

Sarah (Electroclash)
"Sorry, I don't do the girl-on-girl thing."
Context

Sokka
"It better not be a one-night stand.”
Context

"I think there's been a mix-up, here.”
Context

Squall Leonhart
"Well, this is pointless.”
Context

"This has been a complete waste of an evening.”
Context

The Tick
"And the antennae are as real as a dog at a dog show!”
Context

"How do you feel about Justice?”
Context
 
Tyler Durden
"The crack monkeys who put this together should at least pay attention to who likes boys and who likes girls.”
Context

Tyrion Lannister
"I have no idea what I'm doing here."
Context

"I figure you'll be gentle."
Context

"I can think of a few things. But nothing where your clothes stay on."
Context

"I haven't felt the immediate impulse to make babies, but I hope the .... Gob fellow was joking about that. Are you?"
Context

Victor Mancha
"Oh, geez, why are girls into that?"
Context

Yakko Warner
"Good night, everybody!”
Context

"If you don't believe me, we'll just have to go on a second date for me to convince you of it.”
Context

"Do you like long walks on the beach? How about short walks on the sidewalk?"
Context
 
Zayne Carrick
"Well, your hair is pretty shiny."
Context
momslilassassin: ([pos] i think you're adorable)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2014-02-01 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You are a crazy person. Thank you :D