Mars needs women

[blonde-elle.livejournal.com]

Much like Pygmalion, we have a little social experiment going on and I need some help.

Elle is giving Jay date lessons, trying to get him an actual girl. If you've seen Legally Blonde, this is sort of what she did for Paulette, and if you've seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, it's what Justice tried to do with Jay.

Basically, over the next few weeks, Elle will be teaching him what to do, and then unleashing him on the unsuspecting women of Fandom. If you'd be interested in being a willing accomplice to this potentially explosive crack (or is it meth that explodes?), by all means, sign up below. If you've had previous experience with Jay and his sweet talk, it will be all the more brain breaky.

Questions? Suggestions? Volunteers?

Anyone else want in and we can expand the plot easily?

Comments

[nadiathesaint]

Heh. I'm so very tempted to throw Nadia into this, but she has a boyfriend.

Lucas, on the other hand, might possibly end up a girl for a day or two at some point (because I'm on a very high quality crack that involves stick figures and Hedwig), and should these things coincide? well. I think it would be HIlarious.

[blonde-elle.livejournal.com]

Nadia's completely welcome to join in, boyfriend or not. Jay does need to know how to take a non-violent rejection.

Ooh, and Lucas and Elle should probably chat so there aren't any bizarre love triangle weird feelings.

[nadiathesaint]

oh, definitely. mostly, my idea consists of Lucas turning into a girl and singing "Wig in a Box" at Caritas, so far.

There will be much more to it than that, of course. . . .