http://blonde-elle.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] blonde-elle.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fhplotterywheel2006-05-22 09:58 pm
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Mars needs women

Much like Pygmalion, we have a little social experiment going on and I need some help.

Elle is giving Jay date lessons, trying to get him an actual girl. If you've seen Legally Blonde, this is sort of what she did for Paulette, and if you've seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, it's what Justice tried to do with Jay.

Basically, over the next few weeks, Elle will be teaching him what to do, and then unleashing him on the unsuspecting women of Fandom. If you'd be interested in being a willing accomplice to this potentially explosive crack (or is it meth that explodes?), by all means, sign up below. If you've had previous experience with Jay and his sweet talk, it will be all the more brain breaky.

Questions? Suggestions? Volunteers?

Anyone else want in and we can expand the plot easily?
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[identity profile] cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com 2006-05-23 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
My other personality runs a very nice restaurant where things can go horribly, horribly, hilariously wrong.

Plus, the idea of Alfred dealing with Jay?

Hi-larious.

[identity profile] blonde-elle.livejournal.com 2006-05-23 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Fantastic! Instead of a day at the races we can do a fancy dinner.

Is there a way to assure a crowd at Fina for maximum impact?

[identity profile] cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com 2006-05-23 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Er... ask other people to be there?
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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-05-23 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. I'm so very tempted to throw Nadia into this, but she has a boyfriend.

Lucas, on the other hand, might possibly end up a girl for a day or two at some point (because I'm on a very high quality crack that involves stick figures and Hedwig), and should these things coincide? well. I think it would be HIlarious.

[identity profile] blonde-elle.livejournal.com 2006-05-23 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Nadia's completely welcome to join in, boyfriend or not. Jay does need to know how to take a non-violent rejection.

Ooh, and Lucas and Elle should probably chat so there aren't any bizarre love triangle weird feelings.
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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-05-23 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
oh, definitely. mostly, my idea consists of Lucas turning into a girl and singing "Wig in a Box" at Caritas, so far.

There will be much more to it than that, of course. . . .

[identity profile] upforachase.livejournal.com 2006-05-23 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Cordelia could be persuaded to go on a date, but I don't think she would willingly date Jay if she saw him :)

But if you could trick her into a blind date, I'd be willing to do that.

[identity profile] blonde-elle.livejournal.com 2006-05-23 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Dear. God. You're really just trying to get me to overdose on the crack.

*Marks down Cordy for Jay-breakage*

[identity profile] silent-robert.livejournal.com 2006-05-23 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you do?

Have I told you lately that I love you?

[identity profile] the4thsister.livejournal.com 2006-05-23 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Um I'm inclinded to say Paige would be willing to give him a chance, merely cos he's sort of cute.

There's probably better reasons I could come up with up I'm not really awake yet (or ever really)

[identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com 2006-05-23 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I just read your subject line and would like to state, for the record, that, no, I do not need women ;)

And man, I *wish* I could throw one of my girls in this, but I can't come up with a good reason.

However, I *could* arrange for one or both of them to be at Cafe Fina during Jay's date, if you'd like.
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