Mars needs women

[blonde-elle.livejournal.com]

Much like Pygmalion, we have a little social experiment going on and I need some help.

Elle is giving Jay date lessons, trying to get him an actual girl. If you've seen Legally Blonde, this is sort of what she did for Paulette, and if you've seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, it's what Justice tried to do with Jay.

Basically, over the next few weeks, Elle will be teaching him what to do, and then unleashing him on the unsuspecting women of Fandom. If you'd be interested in being a willing accomplice to this potentially explosive crack (or is it meth that explodes?), by all means, sign up below. If you've had previous experience with Jay and his sweet talk, it will be all the more brain breaky.

Questions? Suggestions? Volunteers?

Anyone else want in and we can expand the plot easily?

Comments

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

My other personality runs a very nice restaurant where things can go horribly, horribly, hilariously wrong.

Plus, the idea of Alfred dealing with Jay?

Hi-larious.

[nadiathesaint]

Heh. I'm so very tempted to throw Nadia into this, but she has a boyfriend.

Lucas, on the other hand, might possibly end up a girl for a day or two at some point (because I'm on a very high quality crack that involves stick figures and Hedwig), and should these things coincide? well. I think it would be HIlarious.

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Cordelia could be persuaded to go on a date, but I don't think she would willingly date Jay if she saw him :)

But if you could trick her into a blind date, I'd be willing to do that.

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

How do you do?

Have I told you lately that I love you?

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Um I'm inclinded to say Paige would be willing to give him a chance, merely cos he's sort of cute.

There's probably better reasons I could come up with up I'm not really awake yet (or ever really)

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

I just read your subject line and would like to state, for the record, that, no, I do not need women ;)

And man, I *wish* I could throw one of my girls in this, but I can't come up with a good reason.

However, I *could* arrange for one or both of them to be at Cafe Fina during Jay's date, if you'd like.