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fhplotterywheel2006-05-22 09:58 pm
blonde-elle.livejournal.com) wrote in fhplotterywheel2006-05-22 09:58 pm
Mars needs women
Much like Pygmalion, we have a little social experiment going on and I need some help.
Elle is giving Jay date lessons, trying to get him an actual girl. If you've seen Legally Blonde, this is sort of what she did for Paulette, and if you've seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, it's what Justice tried to do with Jay.
Basically, over the next few weeks, Elle will be teaching him what to do, and then unleashing him on the unsuspecting women of Fandom. If you'd be interested in being a willing accomplice to this potentially explosive crack (or is it meth that explodes?), by all means, sign up below. If you've had previous experience with Jay and his sweet talk, it will be all the more brain breaky.
Questions? Suggestions? Volunteers?
Anyone else want in and we can expand the plot easily?
Elle is giving Jay date lessons, trying to get him an actual girl. If you've seen Legally Blonde, this is sort of what she did for Paulette, and if you've seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, it's what Justice tried to do with Jay.
Basically, over the next few weeks, Elle will be teaching him what to do, and then unleashing him on the unsuspecting women of Fandom. If you'd be interested in being a willing accomplice to this potentially explosive crack (or is it meth that explodes?), by all means, sign up below. If you've had previous experience with Jay and his sweet talk, it will be all the more brain breaky.
Questions? Suggestions? Volunteers?
Anyone else want in and we can expand the plot easily?
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But if you could trick her into a blind date, I'd be willing to do that.
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*Marks down Cordy for Jay-breakage*