Brainstorming!!

[brat_inslayage]

Yep, this is that monthly spot where you do that thing with the storming of the brains, except let's hopefully keep that from being literal, okay? Because ew.

Your handy-dandy previous idea list is right here for you, too, if you feel like poking at a previous idea.

There will also be OCD momentarily, which you will wait for, or I sic Mighty Hunter Kitten on you. You don't want that. She needs her claws trimmed. Yeah, go do that thing.

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Re: OOC

[ancientbschamp.livejournal.com]

Awwwww, YAY KITTY!

Codex just spent all night trying to chase a gnat or some kind of flying bug around the room. I did not get much sleep. :/

Re: OOC

[glasses-justice.livejournal.com]

Oh man, Chase just spent an hour meowing desperately at the dining room table. There isn't even anything there. I FEEL YOUR PAIN.

I have no idea where the mice are, btw. We don't have any signs in the house that we have even have mice, except that every few days, one of the kitties will show up with a wriggly little cat toy in its jaws. And one of us will guilt-spasm over the beady-eyed rodent and try to get it free so we can go and dump it in the park.

The last time this happened, the mouse scampered off and it turned into a total Benny Hill sketch of WHERE MOUSE GO??? Until Chase somehow snapped its neck mid-chase (this is how he got his name fyi) and then he got all sad. "Boo, my toy broke."

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[withasword.livejournal.com]

My kitty proudly presented me with a bird as I left the house this morning. It was stolen by the other (big bully of a) cat within moments. She needs to learn not to bring her catches home...

Re: OOC

[hurtingzeebo]

When Ginger finds flying bugs, it results in her sitting on the back of the futon staring upwards wide-eyed, then occasionally looking at me like the fact that she can't get all the way up to the ceiling is all my fault!

It's not! I just have high ceilings!

Re: OOC

[endsthegame]

You lucky bastards. You know what my dog did yesterday? ATE THE LAST MUFFIN RIGHT OFF THE DINNER TABLE. :(((

Serves me right for getting a canine small pony for a pet.

Re: OOC

[brat_inslayage]

A couple of weeks ago, divinesurfchick got a glass of milk, set it down for two seconds, and turned away. We looked back and found the cat with her entire face in the glass, slurping away. SIGH.

Re: OOC

[momslilassassin]

The dog did that, but to my GLASS OF WHISKEY. So not okay.

Re: OOC

[endsthegame]

Once, my mom and I were going to have dinner, but there was something we had to take care of in the hall, first. Cue loud, LOUD noises coming out of the dining room all of a sudden -- Sarah had eaten most of my food off my plate.

DAMMIT, DOG. Though I think she's big enough that a glass of whiskey wouldn't even faze her.

Re: OOC

[brat_inslayage]

There are reasons I live in fear of leaving the cat unattended around my coffee or booze. SHE LIVES UP TO HER NAME ENOUGH AS IT IS.

Re: OOC

[dabblinginbitch.livejournal.com]

MARV TRIED TO DRINK MY BEER LAST NIGHT. I don't know what his deal is.

Re: OOC

[icecoldfrost]

Once, many years ago, a roomie used to host the Ladies MBA group for her school at our house. They left margaritas and daiquiris on cat-accessible surfaces. Like the floor.

I came home from IKEA to "Um, we may have gotten your cat really drunk, what do we do?" and a kitty with pink whiskers. Now you have to hold ANY alcohol in your hands at all times, and she'll still try to drink it.