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ultimatehottie.livejournal.comThe handwave. You use it. I use it. It allows us to skip tedious stuff or personal stuff or any other kind of stuff that we don't really want to get into or explain. It's kinda magical.
But... what if it wasn't just kinda magical? What if - and stay with me here - what if a simple wave of your hand could grant wishes?
WONDER NO MORE! Because NEXT WEEKEND, February 7-8, we'll get to find out on the very first HANDWAVE WEEKEND. On Saturday morning when people wake up, they may eventually find that if they wave their hand, a wish will come true. Wanna be rich? HANDWAVE! Want a different face? HANDWAVE! Want to be an awesome fighter? HANDWAVE! Want a new car - HANDWAVE - that magically fits on Fandom streets - HANDWAVE - and a monkey sidekick to ride with you? TOO BAD. You only get five wishes. ONE WISH PER FINGER. Sadly it's not called Handswaving.
So, five wishes and only five wishes. What are the other rules? Let's consult the movie Aladdin and find out.
1) No wishing for more wishes! Any fingers you add to your hand will be regular fingers.
2) No wishing for someone to die! Can't do it.
3) No wishing to bring someone back to life! No unlife either.
4) And no wishing for people to fall in love with you! That would be creepy. And probably illegal.
And then, Sunday night at 6 PM, the handwave power and everything that came with it - the money, the looks, the fighting, the car, the magic fit on streets, all of that disappears. Why 6 PM instead of overnight, the way weird weekends usually end? HANDWAVE! You had to have seen that one coming.
Questions? Comments? Spirit fingers?
But... what if it wasn't just kinda magical? What if - and stay with me here - what if a simple wave of your hand could grant wishes?
WONDER NO MORE! Because NEXT WEEKEND, February 7-8, we'll get to find out on the very first HANDWAVE WEEKEND. On Saturday morning when people wake up, they may eventually find that if they wave their hand, a wish will come true. Wanna be rich? HANDWAVE! Want a different face? HANDWAVE! Want to be an awesome fighter? HANDWAVE! Want a new car - HANDWAVE - that magically fits on Fandom streets - HANDWAVE - and a monkey sidekick to ride with you? TOO BAD. You only get five wishes. ONE WISH PER FINGER. Sadly it's not called Handswaving.
So, five wishes and only five wishes. What are the other rules? Let's consult the movie Aladdin and find out.
1) No wishing for more wishes! Any fingers you add to your hand will be regular fingers.
2) No wishing for someone to die! Can't do it.
3) No wishing to bring someone back to life! No unlife either.
4) And no wishing for people to fall in love with you! That would be creepy. And probably illegal.
And then, Sunday night at 6 PM, the handwave power and everything that came with it - the money, the looks, the fighting, the car, the magic fit on streets, all of that disappears. Why 6 PM instead of overnight, the way weird weekends usually end? HANDWAVE! You had to have seen that one coming.
Questions? Comments? Spirit fingers?