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Tonight on Fandom's ThreatDown: BEARS!
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peter--parker.livejournal.comOn Saturday, April 12th, Fandom will be experiencing a good old-fashioned medium damn event in the fine tradition of Jello Dragons and... I could swear I did at least one other of these one-day bits of insanity on the island, but it's late, so let's just pretend I listed something else that worked out well. Anyway, in the fine tradition of those things, there's going to be a brief, one-day only medium damn event on Saturday, April 12th. Yes, I am writing this post at 1 AM. Can you tell?
The invading forces this time? BEARS. More specifically, BEARS WITH WEAPONS. That's right, the administrators have granted me my constitutional right to arm bears and there will be a fight in the park because of it. Ninja swords, laser guns, a big axe, the bears can and will use whatever they can get their paws on and use in spite of their lack of thumbs. They will be evil bears with an evil plot and a desire to cause mayhem, and as such it will only be right to punch them until they fall over.
There will be a signup post when we're about a week away from April 12th if you'd like to volunteer to play bear soldiers against Fandom's fighting forces, so if you're up for enabling the crack, please keep the date in mind. There may also be an informational post with more detail around that time, but "BEARS. WITH WEAPONS" is probably going to be the most detail we're going to need for the most part.
If you have any questions at this plot at this point, I'll be happy to answer them.
This plot has been brought to you in part by the best running gag in Semi-Pro, a movie that is completely worth matinée price for the bear.
The invading forces this time? BEARS. More specifically, BEARS WITH WEAPONS. That's right, the administrators have granted me my constitutional right to arm bears and there will be a fight in the park because of it. Ninja swords, laser guns, a big axe, the bears can and will use whatever they can get their paws on and use in spite of their lack of thumbs. They will be evil bears with an evil plot and a desire to cause mayhem, and as such it will only be right to punch them until they fall over.
There will be a signup post when we're about a week away from April 12th if you'd like to volunteer to play bear soldiers against Fandom's fighting forces, so if you're up for enabling the crack, please keep the date in mind. There may also be an informational post with more detail around that time, but "BEARS. WITH WEAPONS" is probably going to be the most detail we're going to need for the most part.
If you have any questions at this plot at this point, I'll be happy to answer them.
This plot has been brought to you in part by the best running gag in Semi-Pro, a movie that is completely worth matinée price for the bear.