Brainstorming. Crack. A brainstorm of crack?

[withoutverona]

Hi!

So I am (as you may have noticed, heh) back from that whole hiatus I had going on, and I am feeling a need for more crack in the game -- things like pudding rain and weetiny giraffes. But crack does not spontaneously appear; it must be cultivated. This post is a place for us to brainstorm ideas, flesh them out, and get them together so they can be emailed to our lovely admins. (They can also be submitted via the suggestion box.)

Notes: 1)This post is for random event brainstorming, not BDE proposing. If an idea is small-scale and mostly silly, talk about it here. If it's large or dark, wait for an upcoming post from the admins. Or I will mock you.

2) If something is limited to one room or business -- say, everything in 502 is suddenly covered by a thin film of Velveeta -- you can do it without going through the admins. Though it would probably be nice to ask your roommate :-).

Now, give us crack.